New Delhi- In a secret circular to the airport authorities, the Australian government has asked security agencies to frisk arriving Indian passengers thoroughly and not allow any one of them to escape with Bhangra Pop Music.
The order is to be strictly implemented, especially with passport holders from Punjab tells our source who was shaving in one of the toilets of the Melbourne International Airport when he overheard two security officials discuss this new direction. He quickly applied shaving cream the second time to get further information.
The circular was issued by the Home department after Australian government ruled out racism behind the recent attacks on Indians and held Bhangra music to be the root cause for the recent surge in violent incidents.
An investigation by the Australian police has, (copy is with us) concluded that since Aussies were colour blind, colour had nothing to with present pangebazi (conflict) between Australian and Indian students.
“Bhangra music rattles the Australian brain and provokes them to fight,” said Dr. Richard Brien, a renowned psychiatrist from Melbourne.
“You see the Bhaangra music is full of energy and if this energy is not directed in the right direction it can lead to all round mayhem, said D. Brien referring to the loud music Indians insist on playing on their I pods or I phones while using Public transport.
“Either you dance, or fight. And since the Aussies don’t know the Bhangra dance they are naturally inclined to fight mate,” he affirmed after counselling at least fifty odd Aussies.
Our source informed us that the government order also specifies Punjabi songs that have a higher potential to trigger fights, Down Under.
Terming them as ‘high risk singers’ the government along with the order has attached a list of singers, since their music reportedly instigates Australians the maximum.
Babbu Mann and Pummi Bai top the charts as the latter’s one particular song is said to inspire twirling of the moustache, irking Aussies no bounds.
Singer, Late Bindrakhia’s music is third on the list and security officials who have been provided with hi-tech music metres have been specifically asked keep their ears open for the song ‘toon nahin boldi tere vich tera yaar bolda.’
“We do not want a similar situation when cricketer Andrew Symonds had misinterpreted spinner Harbhajan Singh’s Maan ki abuse with monkey,” said a top cop, indicating that this particular song of Mr. Bind-Rak-Yaa had tremendous potential of being taken as a racial slur.
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1 comment:
If this Dr. Richard Brien would have been alive during the second world war, he would have been given a Nobel prize for making a perfect solider. Just Plug Rangala Punjab in his I pod or Radio trasmiter and no gun , kife a lethal killer.
Word of caution I would not be buying anything researched and made in Aussie Land.
Dude Next ashes series it is going to be Pind pehara Lagda by Babbu Maan. ... Read more
P.S : This research is by a Dr. Who is from a country which has a history and perfection in Racial abuses.
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