Lord Indra, the rain god has refused to burden Punjab with more Badals since there were already many, top sources in the heaven have revealed.
The meeting held in the Heaven’s, Durbar Hall, last Sunday under the Chairmanship of lord Indra, unanimously passed this decision not to burden Punjab with more clouds urf Badals.
‘They have such heavy weight Badals in Punjab that why do they need our services,’ Indra is supposed to have asked when Punjab’s case for monsoons was put forward by his secretary Narain Dutt Gilke.
‘We cannot deplete our resources like this,’ Indra said while sipping hot cappuccino that is now available in heaven through Coffee cafe days.
‘It takes drops and drops to make rain and I have no intention of sending more Badals where there are already so many,’ he said filing Punjab's case within seconds. 'Do you want people to die of floods,' he is supposed to have asked the smagam.
Top administrative sources up in the heaven in a lightning call to our office, said, 'though Mela Ram, secretary South-West monsoons pleaded Punjab’s case with a point that Badals in Punjab were not rain Badals, but a family; Inder is supposed to have snubbed him up saying the last time when he had showered Punjab with so much rain, they had claimed all credit for it.
Mela Ram, say sources, even went to the extent of saying that there was one Badal less now and corroborated his argument with newspaper cuttings which said that the Deputy CM SS Badal had resigned from the post. Mela Ram insisted that the Punjab’s parched land can only be helped by Bhagwan Indra’s Badals and not the ones that come through voting machines and move with beacon lights.
‘Don’t be a kid Mela Ram,’ Inder is supposed to have rebuked his secretary by showing him the latest newspapers which said that the former Deputy CM would be contesting from Jalalabad.
Sources revealed that Mela Ram who reached heaven a few centuries ago from Punjab has sent a secret circular to Lord Shiva, who represents complete cyclic process of generation, destruction, and regeneration to put in a word to Indra and help Punjabis.
Shiva as per sources, however, has expressed his inability to do anything till another three years in a communiqué dated July 10, say sources.
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