London-Clash in date for an underwear add shoot has been the root cause for India’s early elimination from the Twenty-Twenty World Cup. This top secret was revealed by Indian Captain MS Dhoni’s childhood friend Challa Singh Autopin whom Dhoni had called up from his Aircel phone immediately after the loss to England.
Challa Singh, who could not hold back his disappointment, sent an audio file of the conversation while on his way to his auto parts showroom in Patna.
'French Kache ki add ka dateuva tha’, Dhoni had told Challa Singh sharing the reason why his team did not look interested in winning the crucial match against England. The win would have made the tour very long, and the French advertisement company has been pressing us for a date ever since the tournament got underway. They had threatened the boys that they would hire the Australian Team since they were also free.
Dhoni in fact shared with his friend that how Yusuf Pathan was reprimanded in the dressing room for that valiant six in the last over.
‘Bana banayi khel kharab kar diya tha, one team-mate is supposed to have remarked who when gets a short-pitched ball, wishes he were wearing diapers. Realising that he has a short career in cricket he didn’t want to lose this juicy advertisement offer.
Challa Singh who was sobbing inconsolably on two accounts-firstly for India having been thrown out of the tournament and secondly for sneaking on his friend, said that the boys after losing the game had immediately called upon IPL founder to thank him for giving them IPL which took its toll, enabling them to fulfil their add commitment. The IPL chief is supposed to have assured the players of two IPLs next year and the players reportedly had a glee on their face when informed about this move.
IPL out of India, India out of T Twenty world cup, Indian fans can look forward to seeing their cricketers in action through advertisements which as per sources range from under wears to refined oil. Challa Singh, said, Dhoni might even do an advertisement for his auto spare parts show room.
(This is a humour piece after India crashed out of the T Twenty)
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